"As I sit here and ponder. Yes that match with those five morons and that girl EM...ummm who cares what her name is. She simply got lucky and took complete and total advantage of me being distracted and dropped me on my perfect head. My head and the fact I did n't suffer a concussion from the terribly dangerous and illegal move. I have to take some serious migraine medicine for this."
(The lights come up as we see the self proclaimed savior of wrestling Mark Frenzy. He is sitting in a very expensive looking black leather recliner. Mark is wearing a very expensive high quality robe with some of his famous gold framed shades covering his face. Mark lowers the shades and looks into the camera)
"I see, that you are here. It's good that you are and yes I'm recovering from that drop on my head. She needs to be suspended for almost paralyzing me. The move needs to be banned from this sport all together."
(Mark holds his head as his wife Megan walks in. She has on a tight black shirt and short skirt. She walks up to him and starts to massage his head)
"Yes, right there and that's good and it feels nice."
(Megan applies more pressure to the stiff areas. Mark smiles with a relaxed look on his face)
"The nightmare of anyone but me getting the title shot. Its almost like what they were talking about in the first Ghost-Busters movie. It's the stuff of biblical proportions. Yeah Biblical proportions. Old testament stuff, real wrath of God type stuff. Rivers and seas boiling, fire and brimstone raining from the sky. Thousands years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria."
(Megan nods as Mark continues)
"We are transcending reality on this show. There isn't one person in this match who even has a grasp on reality at all. Yes only in dreamworld would you have such a hodge podge of talent be lumped together inside an unforgiving steel structure. There are some in this match that will bring violence like Daniel Horror. Oh boy and here we are. We meet again and I heard you say that you hope I suffer??Really now and are you going to bring your weapons too? Oh i hope that you do because I do have an unforgiving side. You're face will be in the mat several times and suffering is what you'll face. This is the closet you'll ever be to facing me in an actual match. A star of my caliber and quality doesn't need to waste my time or breath on you any further."
(Megan smiles at Mark and smirks a bit)
"This Daniel guy sounds like a total tool." Megan said as she rubbed Marks neck and back of his head.
"Yeah hes a stuff indy reject that is simply trying to make a name for himself." Mark explained.
(The x files music plays as a space ship appears on screen)
"Aliens apparently now walk among us or just power ranger cos-players, I mean rip-off, I mean copy or whatever. Let me tell you this. Brother! I'm coming for ya dude. I got the power of the 28 inch cobras that will put a strangle hold on ya. Whatcha gonna do when the s.o.w runs wild on you
(Mark points into the camera and throws a torn up shirt off screen. Mark proceeds to pose like a certain blonde 80s wrestler)
"Hull Kogan? Ran D Savage? They must be joking and they aren't. You know that's the sad part. Wow you know stealing a gimmick and persona that isnt your own is like the worst thing you could do. You two have crapped all over my lively-hood. These idiots must be from some institution or something. I guess they must think that its 1985. Ran D I'm the cream of the crop and I rise to the top. OH YEAH!!! FREAK OUT!! FREAK OUT!!! The SOW is right here, Brother! You two are probably so out of it that you wont even know that I'm climbing out of the cage. Which is okay because we dont need a repeat of 1985 again. By the way 1985 called and they want you guys back whenever you're ready."
(Mark sits back and gets more of a rub down from Megan)
"Mark, what about Tony Gun?", Megan asked
(Mark laughs for a good five minutes)
"I think he needs to stick to night school and learn the language here before he can even come at me with anything. Plus he obviously doesn't have a brain in his skull. He decided it was a smart idea to team with Hull Kogan. I think I'll just kick him in the head and get it over with."
(Mark leans forward and sips from his cup of coffee)
"Jimmy Johnson the under-card? Hes going to end up with his face under my boot. Good to know I can bash his face in as well. I will break him down and show him that a joke doesn't need to be a champion.."
(Mark smirks a bit as he continues)
"Boy oh boy how ridiculous this is all becoming. TJ and Ryan whats their names? Yeah I said because obvious that they dont need the attention and boys lets face it. You dont have what it takes and thanks for coming."
(Mark stands there as he stretches for the sky and feels a whole lot better.)
"Thanks babe. I appreciate it and now I feel so much better."
(Megan smiles wide as he walks over and puts a suit on and begins to speak more)
"There we go tailor made from head to toe. Nathan Quinn? You say that you have beaten many of me or guys like me? I see and hows that considering I'm the only Mark Frenzy there is and big surprise a former football guy that does a spear. Oh my notice how impressed I am by that. I bet you were in prison before or something. I seriously doubt that you are a solid citizen in your city. You don't deserve to be on screen with me. You certainly don't deserve this title shot opportunity like I do. I guess if this is the way it is then we shall go there then. Theres a bunch of rumblings around here about this returning legend and notice the look on my face and again I am not impressed. First he calls himself a name that one of the greatest rappers calls himself. Nas, I have heard this guy is the best and not only that I saw him punk out against someone beneath him. I don't get it and now thats what this is. A bunch of guys that are friends and everyone shows each other respect its enough to make me sick. Nas you wont make a name for yourself at my expense thats for sure. I don't care what you have done. All I know is that you are here to take my spot and instead what you need to do is go to the back of the line."
(Mark dusts the filth off his shoulder as he continues)
"Jensen Lane?? Dont call her Kidd eventhough she acts like one. The nerd girl that is terrible at fixing computers. WE better take her seriously because she may do something to us. I have no idea what that is but its probably something really bad. There are nothing but idle threats. Shes upset at the world because she acted like a nerd and they treated her like one. You were doomed before that and it started at your birth when your stupid parents named you Jensen. Who in their right mind thinks that naming their daughter Jensen is such a great idea. Your stupid name is the reason for your crappy life. Go blame your parents for such an awful experience at failing life. I succeed at life though and you are going to stop me from getting another win. Surely youre joking, I am 6'3 245 and you are barely 5 foot tall and you think that you are going to beat me. (Mark starts to laugh for five minutes) Oh IM sorry that I laughed at you. Boo Hoo nobody likes me. You think that you deserve a title match? Please you are not even championship level. You think that you are simply because you changed your name. Yet every time I hear you talk I think about the promo when you changed your name. You cant even take name calling and you want to be champion? Please you wouldnt last so Im not going to allow you out of the cage."
(Megan leans down and kisses Mark)
"Myojin oh boy better be careful around you. You sound like a rejected anime character or Dante from devil may cry. I mean other than that I dont know. You walk around here like you want to be protected by some special rules. You're are the king of the snowflakes. You are sensitive and don't take criticism well from people. You want to represent this company but cant handle the pressure of what other wrestlers may say to you, Then you break the rule that you whined about. You may not like it but one thing I do know and that is. I am Mark Frenzy and I always will be Mark Frenzy. At least I know who I am."
(Mark shakes his head)
"Lillie Saint and Im going to make this short and sweet. The kiss butt the woman that is to busy kissing booty to care whether she wins. You know just as long as they like you too. I think you need a towel to wipe off all that brown from your face. The little girl trapped in a grown womans body. Shes to busy trying to be everyones friend rather than trying to be the best. I see it all over twitter and everyone is so high on this grown child. Go to the corner and play with your toys. While the grown ups talk."
(Mark then gets serious)
" Emmanuelle? You got lucky in the last match and yes you dropped me on my head. Here she is again in a multiple person match.I wonder what you had to do to get into this match? I smell favoriotism towards you because you are some flash in the pan strong style wrestler. There are so many women wrestlers now that you seem to be heads and shoulders above the rest. The strong style wont help you when your have no arms and legs that work. I know that I can simply snap your arms and legs like twigs. Its going to eat at you that after all this Im going to be champion and Im going to hold the gold for a long tome and get ready for it."
(Mark and megan walk off as the scene fades to black)
Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:36 pm by 
Subject: Welcome to my world 
