THE BEAT GOES ON FOR THE BEST RASSLER ALIVE! OOOOH YEAH!

[Our scene begins as Pierre McGuire is once again on the interview set with an excitable. Macho Mane Ran D. Savage.]

[Pierre McGuire]
In the land of Wrestleworld, here is a man who has not only turned it around 180 degrees...'

[Ran D. Savage]
'180 DEGREES!'

[Pierre McGuire]
'But he's gone another 360.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'360!'

[Pierre McGuire]
'And then another 180.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'...'

[Pierre McGuire]
''Macho Mane' Ran D. Savage, you have changed over the past couple of months, like I can not believe, Sir.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'I'm a chameleon, yeah uh-huh.'

[Pierre McGuire]
'A chameleon?'

[Ran D. Savage]
'Uh-huh, yeah. I'm talking about the beat goes on, yeah. And the beat goes on, yeah. And the beat goes on. And the videoscope yeah I am looking right into you right now, Mach O’Madness, right now. Sugar is sweet and so is honey, Mach O’Madness is on a roll and it can't be stopped, no. Missy Liza-Beth understands what i'm talking about, yeah. Uh-huh!'

[Pierre McGuire]
'Why is it Macho Mane, when I sit and talk to you, stand and talk to you for that matter, that I think of old Sonny and Cher hits. Why is that?'

[Ran D. Savage]
'Unbelievable. Time distortion. Space is the place Mene Gene Okerlund, go down that lonesome highway, yeeaah! But don't be hypnotized no, reincarnation doesn't have to be. You can concentrate and you can uh, mental telepathy, yeah.'

[Pierre McGuire]
'But the beat goes on.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'But the beat goes on.'

[Pierre McGuire]
'That beat in particular has got to include, maybe the likes of Nathan Quinn, Nas, Myojin, Lillie Saint and the like? I know I know you're not getting on real well with members of the roster signed up to be in that Dreamscape match. Not at all, in fact.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'Let me tell you something right now, when we're talking about the Dreamscape match, we're talking about the greatest new wrestler in Rassleworld, yeah? The lot of these ham'n'eggers are out of line, yeah. Because I am the greatest new wrestler in Rassleworld! I am the greatest World Heavyweight Champion that ever lived and I'm the greatest professional wrestler that ever lived and I'm living now yeeeah! Right now, uh-huh.'

[Pierre McGuire]
'You know, there is someone that makes no bones about making the proclamation that he is, i'm talking about The former CM Nas, now simply known as Nas, the self titled Best Wrestler Alive.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'Best Rassler Alive? That boy must be smoking some DOPE, yeah! He must be a dope himself to be thinking that! I've seen his tapes of him hitting that elbow drop and wearing stars on his tights...COPYING THE BLUEPRINT OF THE MACHO MANE! But copy all you want, you still can't be the Real McCoy, and that's me, the Macho Mane Ran D. Savage! Nas might think he is a big deal from working back in Philly and New Jersey, but the Macho Mane is worldwide! Compared to me he's like the rest of the benchwarmers! He's just like popcorn muscles Nathan Quinn, soft wristed Myojin, and those girls Emanuelle and Lillie Saint, oh yeah! All these people are destined to be here for a cup of coffee, and at Dreamworld there moment of hotness starts to cool! Because I'm the one going straight to the top. The stars yeah, the stars. One shining star in the night, shining brighter than all the other ones and i'm talking lightyears away, yeah.'

[Pierre McGuire]
'You're talking...Mach O'Madness.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'Mach O' Madness, yeah. Mach O'Madness rolling on and on until the wheels come off. And they ain't comin' off anytime soon!'

[Pierre McGuire]
'Thought so.'

[Ran D. Savage]
'Yeah, you thought so but, I KNOW so and Mach O'Madness is coming straight at you Dreamscape job guys, because I'm on a roll and I ain't stopping, yeah!!'

[Pierre McGuire]
'Can I ask you a question Macho Man?'

[Ran D. Savage]
'NO MORE QUESTIONS!'

[The Macho Mane puts his hand up to Pierre's face to signal for him to stop the interview. Macho Mane walks off set as Pierre shouts back at him.]

[Pierre McGuire]
'I'm sorry about that. 'Macho Mane' Ran D. Savage!'

[END.]