Dreamworld Commercial Spot - Japan

The following was aired in Japan last night, to hype up Dreamworld, live and only on Pay Per View.

-Jimmy Johnson stands outside of the arena, warming up for a match. He is focused on winning an upcoming contest, until Axel Topnotch walks over towards him.-

Axel Topnotch
ジミー！力を貸して！
(Jimmy! I need your help!)

-Jimmy stops what he is doing, looking at Axel. The two are opponents in an upcoming match.-

Jimmy Johnson
私を放っておいて、メガソルド
(Leave me alone, Megazord)

-Overdramatically, Axel shakes Jimmy to get his attention.-

Axel Topnotch
分からないですよね！彼女はペプシマーン事件以来、私を一人にしていません!
(Don’t you understand, she has not left me alone since the Pepsiman incident!)

Lillie Saint (From a distance)
アクセル！！
(Axel!)

-Lillie comes running into the shot, as Axel gives an over the top shrug.-

Lillie Saint
どうして私から逃げるの?話し合いがたくさんある!!
(Why are you running away from me, we have a lot to talk about!!)

-Jimmy steps in finally, trying to separate the two.-

Axel Topnotch
何も話すことは、私たちは夢の風景の試合ですべての敵です!私たちの一人だけが勝つことができます!
(Nothing to talk about, we’re all enemies in the Dreamscape Match! Only one of us can win!)

Lillie Saint
私は勝ちます!
(I will win!)

Axel Topnotch
いいえ、私は勝ちます!
(No, I will win!)

Jimmy Johnson
私もそこにいます。
(I will also be there)

-The shouting match between the three in broken Japanese leads to a shoving match between Jimmy and Axel. Lillie jumps onto Axel’s back while Jimmy goes to punch him, all chaos has ensued.-

“LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN”

(The wonderful saxophone music plays as all three of them look at something off screen. Their faces are set to stunned as they see that magnificent creature.)







-All three of them remain entranced by the gigantic gummy eaten by the magnificent man.-

Axel Topnotch
うわ ー！
(Wow!)

Lillie Saint
それは..それはとても長いです!
(It's..It's so long!)

Jimmy Johnson
私は今、足の長さ渇望しています。
(I'm craving a footlong right now.)

-The shot goes back to the Long Long Man, glancing towards the three with the saxophone music continuing. A voiceover narrates.-

Voiceover
レッスルワールドがドリームワールドを発表、サクルグミ主催!!
(Wrestleworld presents Dreamworld, sponsored by Sakeru Gummy)

-Jimmy Johnson slowly extends his hand towards the man with the gummy, but both Axel Topnotch and Lillie Saint slap his hand away. This leads to a pier six brawl between the three as the commercial fades out.-



OOC: This was just meant as a joke between Kira, Jimmy and myself. I thought it'd be an interesting spot.