Saria Speaks

Saria had quite a run so far. Not in terms of titles but in terms of showing fans what she could do in ring. And in this match, she had another go of it. Five other people involved. She couldnt wait to address them. She then slips her glasses up as she speaks.

"Hola mis amigos y amigas! Es mi, Saria! Hello my friends, it's me, Saria! Now I am not here to dwell in the past. But let me first address Amber."

She stated as her braces peeked out. She looked like a nerd but didn't mind it. Unlike her friend, Jensen, Saria was true to herself and would not change her looks even to the point of telling her dentist to never remove her braces. Her glasses were of the thick bifocal type.

"Firstly, let's address Amber. First, no one really cares about an estupida nickname, pendejo. No one cares how you got it. What they care about is in ring. Now I'm not one to adopt a nickname as I am who I am. Mi mama y papa always told me to be myself and that's what you need to do. Screw nicknames, Amber."

She stated as she rolls on. She wasnt about to address everyone but had at least one more to address. She was not one to leave without getting her point across and she was about to do just that.


"Ran D. Savage. The obvious Randy Savage knockoff. Get a new persona. But how can you even compete after being near murdered in the Dreamscape match? Obviously they didnt finish the (blank)ing job so allow me. When I'm done with you, you'll be no more."


She stated. It was now time to finish things out as she had better things to do. Like hang out with her new girlfriend. But business was first. She wanted to be sure she got her point across.

"This competitor intends walking out with a win. Who is Saria? That's right. I fully intend on walking out with the final pin. For those uninitiated, a six pack challenge is a timed affair in which the idea is to get the last pin. And that is something I will be doing. As for you camera person, andale! Out you go!"

She states as she hears her girl's car come up. As she let's her in, she speaks

"Eve! Como Estas! Havent seen you in forever!"


She said, motioning to Eve to set up the camera and for Saria's brother to come in and operate the camera as she had a huge announcement for her fans. She knew theyd be surprised and hoped they would support her.

"Alright so, let's get right to it. After what I am about to say and do, I hope my fans still support me. Ready? Here goes. I'm gay, and dating this lovely lady. Her name is Eve Mendes. But Eve I have something to ask.

Saria then drops to one knee and her brother hands her the open ring case. As she drops to one knee, she speaks.

"Eve, we are obviously opposite. But what they say is true. Opposites attract. I'm a nerd. You're a stunning blonde supermodel. But I want to be with you forever. Will you marry me?"

Eve then begins crying tears of joy. The two had dated since high school and were finally getting married and about to start a new life with one another. They obviously loved each other.

"Yes! I love you Saria. I want to be with you too! I would be honored to be your wife! So you know and so the world knows, I'm also gay."

Saria wasnt surprised at this. She'd always thought that Eve was gay too and having her confirm it was something that made Saria happy. Her braces show as she smiles, grabbing Eves hand.

"Doesn't surprise me or matter. I love you the same knowing this that I did when I thought you were bi. We are meant to be, Evie. Let's start planning our new life together.

As Eve smiles, a shimmer is produced from her mouth. She then puts on her reading glasses to check her messages.

"I agree. But I'd rather not live in Mexico anymore. I'm originally from California and want to go back. Would you be willing to move?"


Eve's reading glasses were really dorky looking, librarian like glasses. Saria was sort of turned on by her fiancee's braces and now wanted to do her. But they were talking life stuff right now.

"Anything for my fiancee. I knew you wore reading glasses but when did you get braces? I realize since I returned to wrestling, I havent seen you in ages. But I cant wait. I want to kiss you NOW."

Saria stated as the scene ended with the two kissing romantically. They were in love and about to be married.