Axel Is Sorry

Axel is a little sad this week. he had the biggest chance in his life, even teamed with his hero, Hull Kogan! but alas it was all for naught. In usual fashion he lost the match. But to Axel wins and losses didn't matter. He wasn't in it for the wins. he didn't want any titles. Axel just wanted to have fun and this? well this, he thought was fun. Despite last weeks outcome he looked forward to this triple threat. he was facing some formidable opponents and it made him very excited.

"TO ALL OF AXELS BROTHER BROTHERS OUT THERE AXEL APOLOGIZES FOR HOW LAST WEEK PLAYED OUT. TO KOGAN BROTHER AXEL IS DEEPLY SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE YOU 110%! BUT THAT'S THE PAST TOPNOTCHAMANIA! THIS IS A NEW WEEK AS WE SET FORWARD TO THE FUTURE! I'M NOT FACING ANY BROTHER BROTHERS SO THAT'S A VERY GOOD THING! BUT AXEL IS TAKING ON TWO STRONG LADIES WHO ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!"

"AXEL HAS THE STRENGTH AND THE POWER ADVANTAGE EASY, BUT AXEL MUST NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER! IF AXEL DOES AXEL WILL CERTAINLY LOSE! MADE A FOOL AGAIN! AND AXEL DOES NOT WANT THAT AGAIN. NO BROTHERS AXEL WILL NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN! SO AXEL GIVES THIS TO YOU AMBER AND SARIA! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN TOPNOTCHMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER?!!?!?!??!?!??!!??!??!?!?!?!???!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!"

he starts flexing and posing his alien pythons. his cape flowing in the wind. his horns as sharp as ever. with a gleam in his eye he lets out an unintelligible roar to the heavens before leaving.