From Wraith to Lraith

I don’t hate you Allesandro. I don’t even dislike you. I like you Allesandro. I like you a lot better than most of the guys in the back. I hate ...this idea that your the spirit of seduction that drinks cherries drinks from naked stewardess. Because your not. I’m the real sexy boy, I’m the one who makes all he girls panties drop. There’s only one thing your better at me with girls, and that’s kissing their ass.

You’re pretty good at kissing Claudia Michaels ass. Your as good as kissing her ass as The Professional is. I don’t know if you’re as good as Arata though, he’s a pretty good ass kisser, be it to those bitches miss Vendetta or miss Jaywalker. Whoops, I’m breaking the fourth wall. I’ve been the best since I beat the best alive, Nasir Moore, and I’ve been vilified ever since I beat him and kicked him out of this company. You know who else split from this company? Brian Daniels. But the biggest difference between me and Brian is I’m not going to leave until this place knows I’m irreplaceable! The only thing that is real is Raoul the Realist! I’ve worked hard ever since I’ve got here! But I’m not on the posters. I’m not even hyped on those stupid Wrestleworld tweets put on the site, where Arata throws shots at me and Claudias ugly daughter gets more attention than me despite not being in the company. They even rather have Arthur Windbag over me and he’s never even shown up for work, the Blood Bath Battle Royal made me sick! This isn’t sourest grapes, but the fact that there are quitters and second chancers in the main event of Badlands and I’m not makes me sick!

But as much as I hate Mrs. Vendetta and your whole Underground clique, I am no sexist and have much more of a pipebomb to drop. Because when I look at the rest of the architects, all I see are replaceable useless wrestlers. People who turned to being architects because they don’t have the work ethic to be active wrestlers. People who know they don’t deserve to be champions. I’ve worked harder since this company opened than the Babayka, Drake & Jones, and Jaydayne have in their collective runs as architects! They were just handed cushy jobs! I didn’t get here because I was some legend from decades ago! They can be crowned as big deals, you can all look up to their crowns on their heads, but they’ll never be able to wear the heavy crown that this is my sexy little hat Allesandro!

And Allesandro, talent isn’t inherited, no one remembers the father that wanted to be “remembered by all”.

Now I’d like to think power isn’t inherited, but I know after I give The Vendettas the heebie-jeebies by beating your ass, they will just have their dumb daughter Roxy take over, or that other kid they had on that stupid Christmas special!

But it doesn’t matter, so long as I get to give you the L you deserve. “Who is Raoul?” The man who made you Lraith.