Fury of the Bomb

(The screen lights up and we are looking down into the city of Dallas from a high vantage point from somewhere as the camera pulls back and we are shown none other than Kanaida Sharpe leaning against a wooden railing, his dark eyes scanning over the horizon)

Kanaida:
You know something, I’ve been here since the doors first opened in Wrestleworld. I was in the very first match on the very first card, and I have been a company man this entire time. I have busted my ass time and time to prove myself to the front office and yet...I keep getting passed over for lesser talent?!

I mean guys like Arata Asakura, Reno Dumont, Christopher Havoc Sabertooth, and the farking Professional are allowed to have shots at championships time and again but yet, I’m caught in this comedy of errors that is Akuma verses Megalo and made to fight as apart of a war of attraction to earn a future title chance?!

I mean seriously, you people call me a farking nutcase and yet there is shit like *THIS* going on?!

(Kanaida rolls his eyes before shaking his head at the camera)

Kanaida:
This weekend at Baldands, I don’t honestly care what side of this lover’s spt that I’m on, the end result will be the same because I’m going to tear through everyone until someone gets the fucking memo that I am the one and only Kanaida Sharpe and to everyone herei n Wrestleworld, I’m going to put this simply;

I’ve got ninety nine red balloons, bitch, and I dare anyone of you to take one!!

But seriously, Jaywalker, if you wanted me to prove myself to you then why allow those two jokers to have their argument and possibly tarnish the great reputation of this fine company?!

(Kanaida stops and runs both of his hands over his face, letting out a very frustrated sound as he went)

Kanaida:
I want each and everyone of the members of both teams to understand that I am not here for this pity little game that Akuma and Megalo are playing, no. I am here to earn my title match, something that should have been just handed to me and not given to ungrateful bitches like Dumont or Asakura!!

No, at Badlands I am going to tear through everyone until I am the only one that is left and then I’ll march up to the head of the company, my title match confirmed and in my hand, and I will fight for a title of *M* choosing and I will be the greatest champion that this company will have ever seen!!

I won’t squander my chance like Reno Dumont nor will I permit sundry little tantrums like what Arata did ruin my chances at being the best champion for this company!!

You see while others have been just handed their shots, I’ve been working my ass off to improve in that ring. Sure some of you may joke about it and say that I don’t have a chance against guys like Asakura or Dumont, well then I can easily just point at the moment in my career’s history when I have torn down other wrestlers that thought that they were greater than I;

And how they were torn down in their hubris!!

(Once more Kanaida stops and runs his hands over his face, another tired sound escaping him as he does so and when he moves his hands away from his face, we can see his face and how his annoyance has been fully written on his face)

Kanaida:
Look, I’m sorry if it seems like I’m beating a dead horse here but it is true, lesser people on this roster who haven’t really earned their places on this roster are given chance after chance for greater things and yet I’m forced into the most stupid of spots.

My entire thing with Yue Ess for instance? Instead of taking me fucking seriously he automatically thought that I was some kind of joke and in the end, treated me like one when we could’ve been the first actual tag team champions of Wrestleworld.

He spits on me and my kindness, calls me the weakest link and says that he’ll be the one to rid this place of me and yet, who is the one completely destroyed him in the end?

*ME*!

I come out on international television, wanting to state to the world of my sheer frustration about not being given a serious chance to shine when so many fucking lesser wrestlers have been around here and what happens, two masked clowns decide to get uppity in my face.

Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed people fighting over me...but it was for the wrong fucking reason.

I’m not some kind of mercenary that you can bribe, do I look like Shaker Jones or Darkane for the sake of fucking Pete?!

No, when Jaywalker asks me to pick a team to be on for this match, I told him to flip a coin because I really didn’t fucking give two Guy Fawkes because all I wanted was the chance to take what is rightfully mine and that is any championship here in Wrestleworld , a chance to showcase what Kanaida Sharpe can fucking do in that ring and people know that I’m the kind of guy that can actually go when put into a serious match.

Again, a serious match and not some kind of fucking clown show like I keep being put into as of late here!

So...Dallas Texas, get ready for the worst kind of natural disaster to hit your city limits because in just a very short period of time it’s going to be raining corpses because this weekend I’m going to explode in that very ring and I’m going to take down all of these wasteful mother fuckers that get in my way as I climb over each and every one of these mother fuckers in this war match to claim what is rightfully mine!!

Now, can you dig what I’m saying??

(Kanaida then shoves the camera aside in anger as he storms off, the screen fading to black)