Post Show AMA w/ The Saint of the South

You can call him Al. Alan 'Don't Call me Hans' Ricoboi stands in front of the camera, grinning from ear to ear.

Al
"Following yet another shocking night of WrestleWorld, the show is just wrapping up, but I will be damned if I don't say that it was an incredible show from top to bottom. This is Al Ricoboi from ESP Forget the N dot com, and I'm here for a special, post match Ask Me Anything with Colt Montoya. Colt, welcome!"

Camera pans over to Colt, sitting on a production case. His hands rest on the edge of the case, looking at the camera with a quick smile before turning his head to Al.

Colt Montoya
"Cool, what do we have here?"

Al
"Colt, we're getting a lot of questions for you from the fans. First of all, hell of a match tonight in that six man tag. It really set the tone with what you plan on doing in the Feast of the Fallen match coming up at King of the World."

Colt Montoya
"It was good. Look, the worst thing Wrestleworld could have done was to get me in front of my opponents for Feast of the Fallen before that match. It was by far, the worst thing they could have done. What did you really think I was going to do? I'm not exactly the meanest guy in the business, but I damn sure am not going to let those guys think it's going to be anybody but me in that match."

Al
"That's a scary thought, but let's get to the first question. From Darin in Spokane. He asks Why did you attack Aoi Akuma during the match?"

Colt Montoya
"Look, I ain't gonna bullshit you. I laid in a field and asked why the only person I understood in this company is a guy who shoves cockroaches down everyone's throat. Didn't say I liked him. See, it came down to the fact that Akuma didn't care that I was in the match. He talked this huge game about how he was going to lead the team to victory. Let me tell you something, Akuma, you didn't even need to be in the match. Noah certainly didn't need to be in the match. It was already won when the match started."

Al
"I'm certain Akuma will want a shot at you in the future."

Colt Montoya
"Let him."

Al
"Alright, next question comes from Ben in Norfolk. He asks What did you think of Maverick joining the Underworld? He also remarks, that he asks if you would ever consider joining?"

Colt Montoya
"What he did was pretty rough. On one hand, I suppose it was a good move for him. On the other hand, he just put a hell of a target on his back. As far as the second question, would I ever consider joining them? I guess when the day comes that I don't have a leg to stand on, and need a bunch of kids fighting my battles, maybe. Don't call me, I'll call you. Until then, they don't need to look over their shoulder to see if I'm coming, I'll tell them when I'm coming."

Al
"I need to say this, you're pretty calm for a guy who's usually drinking, and making off color remarks. Is it the post match kinda slow down?"

Colt Montoya
"Probably, I'm definitely needing a drink."

Al
"Alright, we have a couple more here. Randy from Montreal asks How big is Taryn Willow's dick?"

Colt Montoya
"I assume Randy doesn't understand anatomy, but it's probably bigger than his."

Al
"Alright, that got weird. Final question time. Colby from Tallahassee asks If you do win the Feast of the Fallen, is there any particular title you prefer to attempt to cash in on?"

Colt Montoya
"Never thought about it, I guess after tonight, there might be one I'm sure I wouldn't mind cashing in on. They play their cards right, I might just do it that night."

Al
"Excellent, I woooonder who it could be."

Colt Montoya
"I'm sure of it."

Al
"Alright, that's all the time we have here, Colt, great match. We can't wait to see what you do at King of the World."

Colt Montoya
"Cool, get me a beer."

Al laughs before signing off.