The bark before the bite

27.05.20

*Here I come, The Big Dog, soon to be Top Dog to AJ, I’m wearing my hat and I’m a man out of bubble gum. Know what that means? It means I’m ready to kick ass. Some underestimate, but they’ll see, they’ll all see why I’m the best in the world. Look in my eyes, I have desire.*

It’s your big dog, Raoul, I’m about to knock some heads and be the king of the bubbly. They’ve kicked the can on my rise to the top for too long! You know what happens when you disturb and shake a pop can too long? Once you pop that baby open, it explodes! I’m waiting to explode, I have a lot of pent up aggression and my energy has been stored up like Pokémon with the move that takes all the hits and hits back way harder! Reggie had me hurt, I won’t lie, he got me damn good. But it won’t break my heart, it won’t damage my spirit, I’ve got my best friend with me and I’m standing by everything I’ve fought for all these months! In fact, what Reggie did, it’ll only make me strike and submit all of you so much harder! I’m a future European Champion! I’m a future American Dream Champion! I’m a future Shogun Champion, if Arata ever loses the belt. I’m even a future Campeonatos de Parejas, if my partner ever truly wants to link up and shatter the chains around us!

Jacob Senn, we’ve met before. You beat me, but I know I earned your respect in the middle of that ring. I know you’ve got something against my tag partner, and I don’t really understand, but I know deep down you’re an amazing competitor who should be able to see that the way Reggie does things isn’t right. He’s after an injured man, is that alright with you Jacob? You’ve got a briefcase that gets you a title shot, nobody knows what it is, but I’m sure you’d use your shot in the right way. You’re like me, you’re a best in the world type of talent, you know how to wrestle and you kick ass. If you aren’t the type of man I think you are, the big dog will smell you out real quick, I’ll take a bite out of you and spit you out on in the nearest garbage bin I can find. Act like trash, you’ll be treated like trash.

As for AJ, the saint god, you know the deal. If your team wins, I’ll wrestle you one on one. But let’s be real, as real as Raoul the Realist, your team won’t be leaving my yard with your hands raised. You’ll be leaving calling me the Top Dog, you Bottom Dog! That’s the bet we had AJ, you made a deal, a damn bet, with the Gas Snake. I’m a biter of all kinds my dude, you should have been twice shy, but you will be twice chewed out you little b*tch.

*I do a deep stare into the camera, make AJ, Reggie, and Jacob know I’m for real. My eyes are intense, I know they’re scared of me, I know they know I’m a threat. They better know it.*