THE REAL AMERICAN

(Camera opens with Pierre standing with shirtless Hull Kogan backstage. Hull is alternating between flex poses while admiring his 24 inch pythons as Pierre begins to conduct his interview.)

Pierre: Hull Kogan. A minute of your time please.....

Hull: NOW WAIT A SECOND HERE.. BEFORE YOU GET TO ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS THE FIRST THING I WANT TO DO IS TO WISH ALL THE HULL K. MANIACS OUT THERE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!! FROM THE REAL AMERICAN.. HULL KOGAN!!!! YOU KNOW SOMETHING PIERRE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS BUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY ALL THE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT RED!!! WHITE!!! AND BLUE HULL K. MANIA!!!! ALLLL MY FANS.. ALLLL MY HULL K. MANIACS. THE REAL AMERICANS THAT SUPPORT THIS GREAT COUNTRY MAN. THAT'S BECAUSE WE!!! ARE BEHIND THIS COUNTRY!!!

WE ARE PUSHING HARD TO MAKE AMERICA A BETTER PLACE EACH AND EVERY DAY!!! WE ARE TRYING TO GET ALONG AND DO THE RIGHT THING.. AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THIS COUNTRY IS ON FIRE!!! WITH THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE RUNNING THROUGH OUR VEINS BROTHER!!! HULL K. MANIA LIVES!!!! RED, WHITE, AND BLUE LIVES!!!! AND A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO EVERYONE OUT THERE!!!!!!

Pierre: Thanks Hull! I'm sure that all of the fans appreciate your very patriotic sentiment today, however I would also like to get your thoughts about your upcoming match against....

Hull: WOAH WOAH WOAH PIERRE YOU BETTER CHILL OUT DUDE.. BECAUSE ALLLL OF WRESTLEWORLD KNOWS BY NOW THAT I'VE GOT MY HEAD RIGHT MAN. ALL WEEK!! I'VE BEEN RIDING MY HARLEY DAVIDSON UP!!!! AND!!!! DOWN!!!! I-95 WITH MY SHIRT OFF BROTHER JUST GETTING READY FOR DANIEL HORROR. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING KINDA HOT OUTSIDE... BUT THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT YOU KNOW.. NOW THIS DANIEL HORROR MAN.. HE HAS DISGRACED ALL OF WRESTLEWORLD!! MR. HORROR IS LIKE THAT PARKING METER I ABOUT BIT THE HEAD OFF A COUPLE DAYS AGO.. (Hull rubs his fingers together) HE IS JUST SMALL CHANGE IN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.. HE'S NO BIG TIME MAN!!! (Hull trains his attention to the the camera and begins to point) AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE JULY 12TH IN THE RING...

(Hull briefly pauses and refocuses back on Pierre) AND PIERRE YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THIS IS HULL COUNTRY BROTHER. AND ALL MY HULL K. MANIACS OUT THERE.. WE'VE GOT OUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER MAN. STARTING WITH PRIORITY NUMBER 1!! WE ALL KNOW WHO THE BOSS IS (Hull looks up to the ceiling pointing) AND THAT'S THE BIG DUDE UP THERE IN THE SKY. HE CREATED THE HEAVENS!!! THE EARTH!!! WRESTLEWORLD!!! ALL OF THE HULL K. MANIACS!!!  (Hull begins to flex) AS WELL AS THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD BROTHER... AND THE REASON HE CREATED THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD SHOULD BE QUITE CLEAR TO YOU BY NOW.. IT IS TO TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE LIKE THAT WEASEL DANIEL HORROR MAN.. COME NEXT SUNDAY I'M GONNA BE THE JUDGE, THE JURY, THE EXECUTIONER FOR YOU MR. HORROR.. AND WE DON'T NEED NO ELECTRIC CHAIR... NO GAS CHAMBER MAN. FOR YOU DANIEL HORROR YOU'RE GONNA GET THE ULTIMATE SENTENCE OF HULL!!! K!!! MANIA!!!! RIGHT HERE.. IN THE DOJO BROTHER. GRRRRRRRRRRDSFDFHDFSDHFDS (Hull steps right in front of Pierre and begins flexing as the camera fades.)