Man, I'm really bad at naming promos, like REAL bad. If there was a competition of naming promos, I would come 2nd, because they may be bad, but they aren't even clever, just boring and really long.

Jimmy: IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN!

Joshua: What’s happening again?

Jimmy: I’m in another one of the Drake & Jones games! Oh no, oh no, oh no… I’m gonna fuck Jensen Kidd’s mom, just like last time, the team is gonna fall apart and I'm going to be eliminated first again!

Joshua: First of all, this has nothing to do with Drake & Jones, this match will actually lead to a title match in a reasonable time period, secondly. You fucked his mom BEFORE you were in the Drake & Jones match and this isn’t going to be a triple tag team match, next dominion.

Jimmy: It’s actually pronounced DOMINION.

Joshua: That’s what I said.

Jimmy: You need to say it with more power, Joshi

Joshua: That’s not how pronunciation works though

Jimmy rolls his eyes

Joshua: Your tag team partner looks….. Different

Jimmy: She has her skills, she’s a great mat wrestler, that could work well to counter-react Axel Topnotch, how many wrestlers in the 80s, those guys were all juiced up, back then, you trying to tell me the guy that only has seen guys like Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Andre the Giant, Roddy Piper and Rick Rude is going to be able to withstand a mat wrestling assault?

Plus she’s definitely going to be better than that cheating, Kennedy hating, game genie using, piece of shit Alice Gamer

Joshua: Wow, still got strong feelings against Alice Gamer huh?

Jimmy: I'm telling you these wrestlers trained under other wrestlers are bloody cheaters, im telling you. We got this Wakefield heir, Alice Gamer who is pretty much an evil witch from hell for people that are from hell. Then we got these Carlos Rosso trained students, like Emmanuel, she is a naturally talented worker and is rich. On an unrelated note, I'm running into a whole lot of these people that are rich and naturally talented, there's a reason you know. It's because rich people are given more chances to reach their potential than others that are in worse conditions, but as we see time and time again, these people step up to WrestleWorld and they fall, but this time Emmanuel is different, she isn't like the others. She is evil. Pure evil. She hates wrestling but is a natural in the ring, so she continues to do it for the money, but she's rich. Why work for something you already have and hate doing. She enjoys being better at something that others take as seriously as a religion. Look at dad. He is close to going insane over wrestling, always trying to find some type of protege to latch onto to keep his legacy going, it's obsessive and insane, but even though he cares so much about this, Emmanuel just doesn't care about this. She just breaks people in this business. She's done to shitty promoters and most likely everyone who isn't of use to her and she does it for little to no gain. She is sick.

Joshua: How did you go from Alice Gamer to Emmanuel, you really pulled that connection out of your ass, she isn't apart of the Wakefiel-

Jimmy: And her partner is literally just Megalo lite. Axel is a pathetic knockoff of a person who was already not that great. He is the physical embodiment of Duplo lego and he is going to get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure Megalo just went to a doctor, get some meds for his everything and now he can look back at his past actions in a clear lens, he sees the error in his ways and has returned in a new costume out of shame for his past actions.

Joshua: Those are very specific actions you think he took and probably racist, just cause they are both from space?  

Jimmy: He's not human, I can't hate him for his human race

Joshua: Well... it's alienist?

Jimmy: Wow, so now everyone that isn't from Earth is an alien to you? Maybe you are the one who is "Alienist"

Joshua: Wait.. what are you talking about

Jimmy: Im sorry Joshi, but your going to get cancelled by twitter for your hatred of species not from earth

Joshua: I DON'T EVEN HAVE TWITTER! THAT WAS OUT OF CONTEXT! Screw this, just move on from this.

Jimmy: How can we move on from your specism, Joshua?

Joshua: MYOJIN, what about her…. Or him.

Jimmy gives off a shrug

Jimmy: I don’t really know much about… it apart from... it used to be in MMA but is now a wrestler and got his ass handed to him last DOMINION.

Do you know what MYOJIN's real name is?

Joshua: I think I heard it when he, uh I mean it, first joined WrestleWorld uhhh.... the first name is... OH yeah, it's Shouta.

There is a puzzling silence that fills the room

Jimmy: Now we have to figure out is Shouta a girls name or a boys name...

Joshua: Huh.

Jimmy: Maybe if we look at some of its other work we'll be able to figure it out

Joshua: Yea, that's a good idea.

2 hours of MYOJIN promos later

Jimmy: ok... after look at the footage... I'm gonna say.... it is a-

Joshua: I looked it up he's a guy

Jimmy: Huh, really, at least we can tell which gender, his partner, Nathan Quinn is.

Speaking of Mr Quinn, that guy bated up quite a resume in a few years from football to MMA, to OWA, to WrestleWorld, but I don't see an accomplished competitor in Nathan, no he's going from place to place, sport to sport in hopes of admiration from fans, he’s a drifter, he’ll be gone in a few months. If I was betting on a winner, I wouldn’t choose those two to win, that’s for sure.  

Joshua: Don’t count them out so easily they deserve some credit, they actually teamed the last DOMINION they could have built up some chemistry.  

Jimmy: Some credit eh, Mussolini should be given some credit for taking steps to fix the education system in Italy, but he’s still a piece of shit and an asshole.  

There’s one team left.

Lucius is well… he’s an ass. He says that he was in jail for 8 years, and how he was hardened by it, he is fucking prison jacked. Lucius is an asshole, he acts as if his dark experiences make him more important than others, just because he made bad choices in his past, it doesn’t mean that his choices in the present are more important than the others. Imagine if Mike Tyson got in the boxing ring tomorrow and fought Floyd Mayweather, who do you think would win? Would it be the more experienced and older, Mike Tyson? No. He would get mopped by Floyd Mayweather because Mayweather is in his prime because experiences don’t equal ability and even if it did, he hasn’t fought in years, he would be rusty, even if he is one of the most famous boxers he would lose in a foregone conclusion. So who do you think would be most likely to win in a match where it’s two on two on two on two. The guy who has wrestled in multiple multi-man bouts in recent memory or the guy that hasn’t wrestled in 8 years.

Joshua: He may have been gone from wrestling, but he was in prison, I think he would be in fights all the time.

Jimmy: Being a good fighter doesn’t mean you're a good wrestler. MYOJIN is slowly finding that out, just like how, Reiji Takenda did, was an MMA star, yet when he came to wrestler in didn’t do too well, in fact, I think he left after he entered in the carnival. MMA guys come into wrestling and then get their behind kicked all the way back to MMA. I think that's everyone now.

Joshua: But, what about Jo-

Jimmy: Do you know where that guy is from.

Joshua: No…

Jimmy: He’s from New Zealand.

Joshua lets out a groan

Jimmy: I know right, he’s one of those sheep fuckers, screw that guy! His nickname is the “New Zealand Nightmare”. That’s like calling yourself the “Trash Island nightmare” As an Australian, I refuse to take a man that is from New Zealand as a threat of any kind. New Zealand is the only country that is so unmemorable that they got left off maps so often that it’s a joke that they get left off maps.

Like, FUCK mate. New Zealanders suck, they are worst than people from Tasmania and being worse than a Tasmanian is a low bloody bar to be under. I could talk about how worthless New Zealanders for HOURS, but we have to get to the tapings at DOMINION!  

Joshua: Break a leg at Dominon!

Jimmy:  It’s pronounced DOMINION, Joshi

Joshua: THAT’S NOT HOW PRONNUNCATION WORKS! I HOPE JOEL DANTE BREAKS YOUR LEGS!

Jimmy: It’s not pronounced Joel Dante, It’s pronounced Joel Dante. With a dot at the end. That's how he spells his name

Joshua: Just leave already.