{The screen comes up and we find your Dominion Territorial champion, Jacob Striker, sitting on a wooden stump somewhere on his property in Sleepy Hollow, his championship rests on a black lacquered stool next to him as he drinks from a Monster Reserve, Watermelon flavor, with an annoyed look on his face}
Jacob: Lately I'll admit that it seems like I'm of two minds on everything and I want to apologize to a lot of you for that. When I came into that ring last Dominion, I will admit that I lost my cool and I want to apologize to you the fans for that.
At times I don't feel like myself anymore and while I might be a ruthless bastard from the moment that bells rings and I'll do whatever I can and *want* in order to get the job done...I have found out recently there is depths that even I cannot go to.
You see, despite what Banch Morgan and everyone else can claim about what I say in these promos or in that very ring..."pushing the propaganda" shirts notwithstanding...I try and be a hundred percent honest with you people because everything can be viewed however you want from a certain point of view...but you also have to understand that there is limits to what you can do to another person, there are limits to what people can take and what we do to them.
{Jake stops talking long enough to take a long pull from his drink before he sets it aside and looks hard at the camera}
Jacob: Needless to say that I'm in a very, *very* foul mood and Banch has actually done me a favor by giving me a match this week...against you, Logan Burgess.
Now Logan, I can honestly say that I don't know jack about you other than you've just risen from up out of the mists somewhere and yet you call yourself the "Public Enemy Number One"...yet no one here has heard of you.
You refuse to lose yet you feel that you're at the top of everyone's list to fail...what an interesting little shit you are, aren't you?
{Jake gives the camera a smile before he chuckles just a little bit, enough to be considered polite but not enough to be considered callous or rude...at the moment}
Jacob: Hello Logan, my name is Jacob Striker and I am your opponent for this week's edition of Dominion...and boy do you have a fucking mountain to climb because right out of the gate, not only did they put you up against the top singles wrestler on the Dominion brand...but right now I'm good and homicidally pissed which means double the trouble for you, especially if you walk into my ring with the attitude that I can see you possibly bringing.
Now in case you don't have a firm grasp of who the *fuck* that I am, Logan, then allow me to properly explain just how fucked you truly are for stepping into the ring with the "Devil's Favorite Dirty". Right now, I sit at the top of the food chain here on the Dominion brand.
{Jake motions at the championship title}
Jacob: Not just I simply hold the top tier single's title on this brand, no...that's one of the reasons but the main one being is that when it comes to this brand needing someone to be a complete and total bastard, they look to me.
As much as our general manager hates it, he knows that I'd sooner cut my own nuts off than betray what I call *MY* brand to a bunch of hose-monkeys like this...Spectre Unit...Ghost Organization...Boo Patrol...whatever they want to call themselves, Banch knows full well that when it comes down to the one person he needs to do his best at being the worst, then it's me.
And that's who you've got this week on Dominion, a man who will make you air tight faster than most commentary teams can fucking gasp in shock and awe!!
But that's not bragging, Mister Burgess.
That's a statement of *FACT*.
{Jake reaches over and picks up his can of Monster and takes a long pull from it before setting it back down}
Jacob: With all that being said, Mister Burgess, I want you to understand that there is no hard feelings and between you and I, there is no issue other than you are simply in the exact wrong place at exactly the wrong time.
I have this intense...overwhelming need...to break someone, and if it happens to be one of your arms, then so be it.
And there it is, my intent laid bare and honest...I'm coming to do some very dark shit to somebody in their debut and there is not a damned thing to do about it, other than you the fans enjoy it.
Be seeing you all soon.
{Jake then picks up his drink and his title before leaving the camera's view as the screen fades to black}
Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:36 pm by 
Subject: Introductions of the Dark 
