Best in the world vs best wrestler alive, guess I’m Casper

It’s your friendly neighbourhood Raoul, the friendly red headed step child they’re afraid to put on ppv! Boo! I say, boo that idea, and boo because that’s what Caspers do to a world shook by those beyond the living! I don’t want to hear anything about red heads and souls, because we are a rare breed in a world of common.

They did make one mistake, they put me against their star signing, they put the best wrestler alive vs the one guy who is better! I admit Moore has a good taste in nicknames for being so close to mine, but I doubt he has the pipebombs to match mine, and he doesn’t look like the type of guy who enjoys a little bit of the bubbly!  Heh, face it Moore, your stomachs too weak to drink or draw against the dead! Yet Wrestleworld demands you match me shot for shot, I guess they don’t call you the god of luck after all.

Still, I invite you to prove me wrong in front all my fans that have been following me forever, shooting with me in the gym. They deserve the best, and we make it double if your worth all the hype. You know I am, Raoul the realest speaks for itself. What does Nasir Moore say? You some old big shot, but do you got more in the tank? I hear the names that inspired you to come back, ones already put down, and the other two are just two chick..chickens! Especially Claudia. I bet you thought I was going to say something else! No sir. I am your friendly AND gentlemanly neighbourhood Raoul!

See you in the ring Mr. Moore, try not to be less.