[Inside of her lavish WrestleWorld Apartment, Emmanuelle sits down with her phone in hand, making sure the camera is just right. She was already finished preparing for the Dreamscape match. Physically she had never felt better and mentally she had run through what she felt was all the preparation necessary. A lot of big, strong people were about to fight and do crazy things to one another in a steel dome structure. All she has to do is be the last one standing in the end and escape. While it would be complicated to do in real time, the strategy itself wasn’t exactly rocket science. She had grown tired of journalistic antagonists questioning her and prodding for answers she didn’t feel like giving, so had volunteered to do a WrestleWorld Q&A session on social media with fans. Not that answering the questions of strangers was less annoying, but at least for these she was handsomely paid.]
Okay. Here’s the rules: don’t be a dumbass, don’t be a pervert, and don’t be a dumbass pervert. Good? Good. So let’s get started.
Eric B: Of all the people that you’ve faced in WrestleWorld, do you see yourself ever forming a tag team with any of them?
MAYBE Lillie. That’s about it. I think I proved with Axel I can be effective even with a giant idiot for a partner. Lillie’s probably the most compatible with the way I wrestle. There’s other people like MYOJIN and maybe that Frenzy guy if he got his head out of his own ass, but she would probably be my first choice. But you’ll probably never see that because she’s a bit of a follower. She listens to hasbeens like Matsuda, Dumont and Song. Sooner or later she’s going to have to start figuring shit out for herself. Maybe then it will happen.
Danika Z: Thoughts about Mark Frenzy?
He’s an idiot that I’ve dropped on the head and may have given permanent brain damage to. Did you hear him speak recently? He goes on and on about me being the patron of “favoritism”. No, favoritism is when people like Ran D Savage and Hull Kogan get into important matches like this without doing anything but making a few people in the audience and in the locker room laugh. Favoritism is people like CM Nas or The Nas or Nasir Moore or Pepsiman or whatever nickname he’s going through this week before he loses his fucking smile again being put in Dreamscape by just having a big name. Favoritism is everybody that I have been kicking around on this island since I got here being allowed to compete with me AGAIN. He’s wondering what I did to get into this match, the biggest laugh of all to me since one of the reasons I’m a favorite to win it is because I’m strong enough to pick up dudes his size and do things to them most super-heavyweight men couldn’t do. So yeah...delusional. Poor dresser. Mediocre wrestler at best. Next?
KingMaker28: How do you feel about the nickname “Queen of Strong Style”?
There’s too many fucking queens around here. You have Claudia Michaels who claims to be a queen. Stephanie Matsuda is a Queen. April Song is Queen of the Midcarders, Hana Nakajima is Queen of Jailbait thirst traps, LIllie is Queen of the Sweethearts. There are too many queens here and not enough pawns, rooks, bishops and knights. But I do indeed live like a Queen, I am Strong, and I have the best Style. So maybe you’re onto something….
Simp4Jonetta: Will you tell us which title you’re going to challenge for if you win Dreamscape?
Nope. Have you ever played a sport? Do Pitchers deliberately tell the world what pitches they’re going to throw next? You think coaches tell everyone what plays they’re planning to run next? No. I do have a belt in mind...but certain things need to work out first. If not, there is a contingency in place. So no, I’m not going to tell you guys or anyone else. Quit asking.
Alex C.: Do Nathan Quinn and MYOJIN being added into this match after losing their tag team title challenge worry you at all?
Yes and no. Both are tremendous athletes. MYOJIN probably has the most outstanding hair and make-up people on the island working for him, I have to say. I can’t egg on them too much for getting a cushy parachute into this match as losers of a title match. They did beat me and Axel along the way to earning that spot and the Champions they were trying to beat are probably the best tag team in the world. Taking those belts off them would have been hard for anybody, let alone two dudes who haven’t been partners for long. But yeah, both of them are strong, dangerous guys. MMA backgrounds, one of them used to be a Marine I think. They both “love” wrestling and all of that garbage so it’s annoying to deal with them, but you would have to be stupid to say they don’t concern you. Worry though? Probably not. I’ve made one of them tap out and I’ve proven I can hold my own with any man this sport has to offer. I don’t shy away from challenges.
LariatHammer: Are you currently dating and if so do you have a type?
Well. I can assure you, “LariatHammer”, that you’re probably not my type. I’m not seeing anybody exclusively right now. I do have some non-negotiable requirements though: good hygiene, in shape, and be pretty to look at. Bonus points if you can form complete sentences and think. Honestly WrestleWorld has a lot of potential around that shouldn’t be wasted, but I’m not particularly fond of mixing business with pleasure.
Chono5Cups: Is WrestleWorld the only promotion that you’re signed to? Can we see you anywhere else?
I’ll be making my debut for Strong Style Wrestling soon in Japan, so there’s that. There’s some other projects on the way so there and here may not be the only ones. I’m not going to do too many things at one time. I don’t want to work myself to the bone in wrestling like Matsuda, being a belt whore and all that. I want to do as little wrestling as possible for the highest amount of pay.
WAP-Energy: Who is your surprise pick to watch out for in the Dreamscape match? Anyone you think could be a real eye-opener for fans?
Hmmm….Jensen Lane? I do consider her new look and attitude an annoying eyesore, but she does recognize that certain people in this match are a cut above. She knows Lillie and I are two of those, but for some reason includes herself in that number. She’s also a bit confused. Even if I wasn’t announced as the first participant off of reputation alone, I’ve done more than my fair share to have qualified for this match. But, again, this obviously isn’t a match where people were put in based on merit. It’s like Jaywalker took a look at who could make people laugh, who would probably do something stupid in a cage, and who could really wrestle but not already have a title match and lumped them all together in a potluck cage match. So she’s not stupid and she has some skill from what I hear.
C. Mongo: Do you keep in touch with your fellow graduates from Carlos Rosso’s wrestling school and how do you feel about the man himself?
I keep in touch with Camille and MAELSTROM every now and again. They got married not long after we all graduated and MAELSTROM almost immediately started getting booked in Japan. Camille did her deathmatch thing but is in the States now, from what I hear. Carlos is a lunatic. He’s impulsive, demanding, arrogant and aggressive. But he taught me a lot about this business and he taught me a lot about how to survive in it. I don’t plan on running the playbook play for play though. He got to the top his own way and I’m going to do the same. He sees me as sort of a redemption pet project because of what he sees as “flawed, failed” experiments, people that he trained before the three graduates. That’s cool, I guess. I have nothing bad to say about him though.
TrollMcTroll-San: BITCH YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T RICH I BET YOU GREW UP IN SOME GHETTO AZZ TRAILER PARK!
The steak I ate for lunch costs more than the rent and utilities you pay for a month shaking up with grandma. Next?
ArmThatRunsDaFarm: Once the Dreamscape match is over, is there anyone in particular that you want to face?
Hmm. I need you all to understand that I’m not one of those people who goes around with an insatiable desire to feed my ego with big wins or find out who I’m stronger than. But I do have curiosity in me about how certain people are in the ring. I’ve seen The Professional do some pretty disturbing things since I got here, so I wouldn’t mind seeing what he’s like in the ring. Hana Nakajima is someone I wouldn’t mind fighting. She’s a little too bubbly and pop-star girlish for me, but I think we would have an interesting match. That’s the main point at the end of the day, to make matches that are interesting and entertaining for people like you to buy tickets to see. I don’t have any problems with anybody, at least not yet.
LiuKangMain: If you hate wrestling, why are you in it? Aren’t you already loaded? Taking bumps for a living when you don’t need to seems stupid.
Well...here’s the thing: I come from a pretty nice background. Best schools, best hospitals, literally anything that I could want or imagine to think of was at my fingertips. That shit is boring. I like working. I like finding ways to use my athleticism and my mind to make money and buy my own shit. Being beholden to someone else’s money, being a lazy socialite off of Mommy and Daddy’s inheritance was something I never planned to do. Does that mean I don’t pull a few strings here or there with their help, nope. But everything that I own, everything that’s mine is shit that I worked for. Maybe if you have a job someday you’ll get that. I’ll take a couple more then I’m done.
TrumpTrain2020: Why are Chad and Thad the best wrestlers in WrestleWorld!? #MAGA!!!!!
No.
LoveLoveLoveHana: Do you have any extra incentive to win this match with Nasir Moore’s participation in it?
A little. As I’ve made pretty clear, I don’t think he deserves to be in this match, I don’t think he adds anything to it as a wrestler, and I’m more than certain I will completely smash him if he gets in my way. He’s got no heart, no soul and no guts...basically everything that Nathan Quinn likes to accuse me of. So I look forward to making sure that he doesn’t win and has to watch me celebrate.
SonicSid: Underworld or World’s Finest?
Neither. Both are run by megalomaniacs. There’s no loyalty, no growth. Once you’re in one of them, you’re a pawn on either side of the chessboard, nothing more. They’re all fighting each other at DreamWorld. For what? What’s the purpose of it? Instead of working to fight off some other gang, why are these people who aren’t on top thinking for themselves? At least Wraith has a brain. The rest of these bums, I’m not so sure. But maybe I’m getting ahead of myself just a little, just a tiny bit. There will be plenty of time to save this company from itself, but before I can start dropping truth bombs, I need to have something to my name so people will listen, right? These wins in meaningless matches and clusterfuck matches in the middle of the card aren’t going to cut it. I want my name to carry weight, so that’s why I’m going to win this match and win the title I’ve decided on challenging for.
Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:36 pm by 
Subject: Ask Emmanuelle (Almost) Anything 
