The Castle. For giving tips for a lot of things -- work out routine, make up, mental health -- that would turn your dull life into something worth a million bucks, just like Claudia. Bonus, it would help you degrade and bully your children to make them build a strong personality/character, like Claudia did raising Roxy!
Heart Beat Gal! Where do broken hearts go? The former "Heart Break Gal" has turned a new leaf... She is no longer known for heart breaks and dead children! She is now happily married to her husband Mr. Robbie V, and they have such a healthy marriage! She will ship the fuck out of you and another person until you just pretty much decide to date each other. She introduces this talk show/dating game that will have lowlife guests to make fun of, give dating tips, and we will find them a suitable match no matter what! Like a talk show tinder!