feast of the fallon promo by grim

*the scene opens up with a man climbing up a ladder and grabbing a case that man is SAM ACE, then after a graphical glitch takes over the screen it comes back on to a scene Senor Pinchy with a small dune of sand on his head sitting high in a lifeguard chair spray painted gold with a few shells and broken bottles bejeweling it. Then another graphical glitch happens and when the screen comes on it shows grim holding the shogen championship*

*grim* What am I doing with this, you wonder? How did I get my hands on it? Well i'm not going to answer that one for you now i'm not champion but i look at this belt and i… and i get a feeling
I feel as if… ITS UGLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*grim drops the belt on the floor and the camera zooms in as grim goes behind a desk and comes out with a bat and slams the bat on the belt creating a dent. Then the screen glitches again then it comes back grim is standing in a black ring with a guard on the left and jacob stone on the right.*

*grim* ha i tricked you i would like u all to meet the unknowns loyal member jacob stone but he will have his moment later

*grim pulls out a remote, aims it at the screen and the channel changes showing grim back in an office with all the titles grim has won over his five year career.*

*grim* i sit back and watch these segments you people make thinking u will win the feast of the fallen ladder match but, you see it's not that simple from what i see none of you get it. YOU ARE ALL BLIND. You all worry about titles and wins while I care about fairness and equality.
Now I know our methods are a bit extreme but we get what we need to do. My boss has a plan and if doing side things like ladder matches are what we have to do we will do them.
Little things add up now I have this match planned to perfection again. U all saw what happened last week and as expected. AS I TOLD YOU jimmy jon had to get involved in our business.

*grim gets up from his chair and slowly walks toward a window overlooking a sunset*

*grim* i warned all of you not to get in our way but of course everywhere we go there is that one ding dong that gets in our way. I was hoping to get Jimmy myself but sadly nine other people have to feel the unknown wrath and Jacob will be there to help and now to me and him it's not about the win it's about the take over!

*The screen goes out showing Senor Pinchy in his chair but not from the angle from the segment but from another. As if he is being watched by some one*