Setting the pace - First seated at the table for the feast

They call this feast for the fallen, so I say we pour out some of the bubbly for my fallen friend, Puppy. Before I drop this pipe bomb, we give tribute the man who got us here.

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Now to dunk on my haters, aka the jelly crew, Colt and Lraith. These guys can’t stand that while my hat defines me as stylist, I am no cap when it comes to being the best talker on this mic and the best wrestler in that ring. They’re both all confident and don’t respect me because they won in tag matches when I was teamed with Alice, but the time for games are over! This isn’t dominion, this is pay per view, and both of these guys have arms too short to box with god!

I hear Noah is apart of something called Nas World Order. NWO? That’s so old, I knew there was a reason I retired Moore. It’s Gun Squad era! If I could beat his boss, or whatever the World Order is, how can the lackey scared me? Sorry Noah, I’m too sweet for you.

My biggest threat of course is Alyssa Grace, her hair is even more red than mine! Honestly, makes me wonder if Lraith over there likes her so much because he wants a kid as cool as the ginger he’s so jealous of. Alice you have a lot more respect around here than I do, and in some ways I look up to you since I think I can be the male version of you, but don’t think for one second that twinkle twinkle shooting star is the diamond in the sky. You’re just another wrestler, and you can be beat!

Jacob Senn, you have defeated me before, and have my respect as the better man that night, but you won’t beat me again! You can’t escape the legend destroyer forever!

Megalo shouldn’t even be here, it’s an insult to Puppy after we washed his team and I had to set the story straight about his mouthpiece Hana Nakajima

No one cares about bitter man, Kanainerd Sharp. He’s always crying about something, even though he gets better spots than me, and I’m way better.

Kenny and James haven’t crossed me, so they’re alright.

Whoever wins the last ticket will obviously be a threat, sure they’re working on the preshow like b plus players but that also means an automatic active winner will be added to our match, I’ll be watching.

Because I am winning this match, and with my title shot management will have no choice.....in the main event spots......they will have to LET ME IN! When you go out there and put on the best show, night after night, you become undeniable in this business! I’m sorry, but there just isn’t anyone else in Wrestleworld that does it like I do, and comes back stronger and stronger no matter what happens to me! It’s only a matter of time, until you all breathe in the Gas Snake!

Follow that!

*mic drop