Apology to Wrestleworld

*Sigh*

Due to unfortunate unforeseen events, it is with great regret pleasure that I announce I am returning to Wrestleworld as a full-time competitor. Jaywalker has told me to announce this publicly or else I wouldn't be allowed to avoid my responsibilities I wanted to clear the air so I could return to Wrestleworld with a clear mind, so that I could compete to the fullest of my abilities. Due to my own request budget concerns, Kelsey Monroe will NOT be accompanying me for the foreseeable future.

I apologize for actually having a sense of humor making a mockery of this great, prestigious organization by taking a grave concern like COVID lightly as I had weeks prior. I am fully recovered thankfully and on the path to returning as soon as possible. I also have been told to say am sorry for neglecting Wrestleworld a few months back just because I was bored. I will prove myself to be an asset to this company and honor my contract from this point on.

Thank you for your time, Wrestleworld.

Time to get back in the saddle and teabag my mark all over you wrestling nerds. I cannot wait to be given the honor to compete among my dear friends and peers.




*THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ALTERED AND APPROVED BY THE WRESTLEWORLD BOARD*

This is why I've always enjoyed being around you. Always have the best, yet most frightening sense of humor. I'd like to say that it was my highly skilled gfxness that decided to get you to make this decision.