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Devon Slayton Clients
Posts : 122 Join date : 2019-09-05 Age : 44
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:09 pm | |
| ... Reno snatches the championship from Zombie Claudia while running the opposite direction being chased by a horde of rabid bunch of Pokeman Go players for some reason until suddenly.... | |
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the consigliere Clients
Posts : 252 Join date : 2019-08-16
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:03 pm | |
| ... one of the pokemon go players is revealed to be a zombie too as he bites Reno Dumont's foot. He then drags the Last Word Championship to return it to the Zombie Queen Claudia before they proceed with infecting others with the zombie virus because... | |
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El Drake Jaeger Clients
Posts : 550 Join date : 2019-08-28
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:16 pm | |
| ... They wanted to perform their own reenactment of the music video to Michael Jackson's "Thriller", which Drake Jaeger took advantage of by sneaking off with the Championship, until... | |
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the consigliere Clients
Posts : 252 Join date : 2019-08-16
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:44 am | |
| .. Zombie Claudia's minion grabs Drake from under the soil and rises from the dead. Claudia then raises the Last Word Championship while lead-singing Thriller along with the other zombies. But the best part is that... | |
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Nas Clients
Posts : 26 Join date : 2019-10-13
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:53 am | |
| ....Nasir sneaks in with a meat clever and slices off Zombie Claudia's arm holding the Last Word Championship, then runs off with it for himself.... | |
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El Drake Jaeger Clients
Posts : 550 Join date : 2019-08-28
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Oct 23, 2019 4:27 am | |
| ... And straight into the horde of zombies while Drake - pretending to be one of the zombies reenacting "Thriller" swipes the Championship back for himself, that is before... | |
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the consigliere Clients
Posts : 252 Join date : 2019-08-16
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Oct 23, 2019 4:37 am | |
| ... Robbie V smacks him in the face with his wheelchair and hands the Championship back to Claudia, they both run off to the sunset! But in the midst of their happy ending... | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:51 am | |
| ... until Jimmy Johnson summons upon the powers of the johnson bloodline and sends Claudia and Robbie to the 28th dimension and walks away with the title, Jimmy is happy that Cthulu has some new people to torture in the 28th dimension until... | |
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Nobi European Champion
Posts : 328 Join date : 2019-09-01 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:35 am | |
| ....Dominic Toretto (from Fast and Furious) hits Jimmy Johnson with his Dodger and takes the belt for himself. He drinks his favourite Corona to celebrate it until.... | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:14 am | |
| ... Jimmy Johnson runs him over with a tricycle picking up the title and riding away with Toretto's corona in one hand and the title in another until... | |
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BARNEY Clients
Posts : 12 Join date : 2019-10-25
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:48 am | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:13 am | |
| Your never the same after semen. | |
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Devon Slayton Clients
Posts : 122 Join date : 2019-09-05 Age : 44
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:52 am | |
| And then catches Jimmy across the back of his head with a gym bag full of copies of the movies that he's been in, picks up the title, and goes to have a couple of pints with Sha Samuels. | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:15 pm | |
| But since Jimmy is immune to white text, he gets back up and kicks reno in the balls. He then bites into Sha Samuels throat and rips it out. He then drinks 12 pints on your tab
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El Drake Jaeger Clients
Posts : 550 Join date : 2019-08-28
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:57 pm | |
| Classy suited Architect Drake Jaeger proudly congratulates Jimmy on helping to revive the Last Word Championship before headbutting him in the face and taking the Title for himself as he runs away and into... | |
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Candle Clients
Posts : 307 Join date : 2019-11-04
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:47 pm | |
| One time I saw a cat. It had the nicest yellow stripe down it's back. Then I realized it was just a skunk that a goat wee'd on. Luckily it had exhausted it's anal glands, presumably spraying the goat, and only reeked a little bit. I gave it a pet on the head, but it was still wet from the wee, so I kicked it into my neighbor George's house. George is allergic to most things, including fluids, dying, oxford commas, and skunks. That didn't matter because it was raining that day and George was already dead. Now the skunk is my neighbor, and I am the Last Word Champion. | |
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El Drake Jaeger Clients
Posts : 550 Join date : 2019-08-28
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:45 am | |
| Really came into the previous comment expecting it to have something to do with the fact that Drake Jaeger was in a suit when he had taken the Last Word Championship previously, but now I see that would have been absolute garbage compared to the masterpiece that I read instead. I commend you on your efforts, your ingenuity, your honor, your skill, I'm the Last Word Champion now, your cleverness, your creativity, toyota, your brilliance, your attitude, squirrels, your wit, your majesty, lists of things, your innovation, your your, and most of all, that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. | |
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Candle Clients
Posts : 307 Join date : 2019-11-04
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:09 pm | |
| Truly this has been a humbling experience. I cannot say that I agree with your sincerest of critiques of my literary life's work, but we do agree on one thing, and that's that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, and neither did his guards
...too soon? | |
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KEG Clients
Posts : 26 Join date : 2019-12-24
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:29 am | |
| I may not be a member of the roster, but I'm always up for a championship title match that I never earned. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's how I've held most of my championships and gotten the opportunities I've had.
Well, anyway, it's great to see everyone. Just ignore me while I try to win this championship. | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:08 am | |
| Soooooooooooooo. You are done throwing Mysterio into the abyss? No. Ok well I'll just take that title then | |
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Candle Clients
Posts : 307 Join date : 2019-11-04
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:36 pm | |
| A conundrum rose How did he win the title? Oh, I see. Haiku. | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:12 pm | |
| Roses are red Violets are blue Hey, Professional, guess who just took the title off you | |
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Candle Clients
Posts : 307 Join date : 2019-11-04
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:05 pm | |
| Have you ever heard the song "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus? You'd think it's about masturbation, but it's not. Apparently that's just what some vegans say when they lapse for a little bit, that they 'shook hands with beef' before going back to munching on veg. Outside of the title, the song really isn't about vegans though. It's not really about anything. It's just a run on non sequitur. The bass line's pretty sweet though. Les Claypool was always good for that at least. It's why he didn't get into Metallica. Also I'm the champ again. | |
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Jimmy Johnson Clients
Posts : 194 Join date : 2019-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:58 am | |
| Have you heard the song "Pinned by Jimmy" by J dizzle? You'd think it's about Jimmy pinning someone, but it's not. Apparently Jimmy decided to pretend that a guy named Jimmy was a rapper named J dizzle, made a song called "Pinned by Jimmy". In fact, "Pinned by Jimmy isn't even a song, I don't know why I felt like I had to lie about writing a song, I don't even know why half of this is in third person and the other half is in first person. Jimmy is a real werido, I sure am. Also I'm the champ for like the 6th time. | |
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Candle Clients
Posts : 307 Join date : 2019-11-04
| Subject: Re: THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:14 am | |
| That's impressive. I can only cop to 5 victories for this particular title. I didn't write, or even pretend to write, a song though so I understand how you've gotten ahead of the game. | |
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