THE LAST WORD CHAMPIONSHIP

JIMMY
WANTS
BELT
MORE!

Now Wrestleworld itself has taken over the Championship

Pinchy takes the title from Wrestleworld and swims out to international waters where it holds no jurisdiction.

Drake takes the Championship back through his elaborate skills as a lawyer to confirm that while Pinchy may be in waters outside of Wrestleworld's jurisdiction, him being 1/2 of the Hybrid Tag Team Champions puts him technically under the jurisdiction of Tag Team wrestling, which Drake is the boss of. Does it make sense? No. Does it matter? Also no.

#LAWYERED

Then Jimmy apeals to a higher court, because Drake screwed pinchy out of the TLW Championship. Since Drakes former case was blasphemous at best and he should have never been given the title in the first place.

After a long and hard-fought case, it is decided that, this dispute will be decided that Jimmy Johnson and El Drake Jaeger in a "who has more Js in there name" match

Ohhh, sorry mate. I guess thats just how the cookie crumbles, buddy....

Pinchy arrives to court with his attourney, Bob Loblaw. That slob Bob Loblaw lobs blobby globs of coleslaw to seesaw the scales of justice in Pinchy's favor. Seeing that indeed one side of the scale is weighed down by the southern side dish, the judge finds in favor of the fish whose dish doth squish, and 'swish', score one for the crab guy. After being thoroughly tongue tied by the proceedings, the judge finds in favor of Pinchy. All of this and more can be read about on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.

Pinchy is da champ

And then Jimmy summons his inner akuma and threatens to drop a baby crab into a pot of boiling water unless Sinor Pinchy gives the last word title to Jimmy. What will Pinchy do? Will he let a crab die or will he give in and hand the title over to Jimmy?

No.

Pinchy, feeling no empathy for his fellow crab, keeps the title.

Drake, likewise feeling no empathy towards crabs, cooks Pinchy and wins the Title.

Wow! And you call yourself the king of the crustaceans...... you are a terrible ruler, Pinchy, I tell ya that much.... Also Drake has died of cronic loser, in his will it said I earn a last word championship title.

This title is more dead than my cockroach obsessed dad.... at least I think he's dead, he could just be taking a long nap

One time I saw a rope. I asked the rope if he was a rope. The rope said nope, it was 'a frayed knot'....that joke doesn't really work in text form.

Anyway, Cynthia's awarded the belt for being nice.

As the person who has been called a "nice guy" by hundreds of women I feel that it is appropriate that I hand the "being nice" award to Cynthia

It's not about the fact that the Last World Championship is dead and that I killed it. It's about the friends we made along the way

A faith healer lays hands on the Last Word Championship. To show it's gratitude, the Last Word Championship hugs him around the waist.

and your NEW Last Word Champion: Jim Bakker

The council of Jimmys and/or Johnsons have had enough of Jimmys shit & have sent him back to WrestleWorld to win the ever prestigious Last Word Championship, just like the good ol' days

I trip over and accidentally small package myself for a 3 count

The ghost of Senor Pinchy rises from it's watery grave and grabs Jimmy Johnson by the nose until he submits.

Winner: Cangrejo Fantasma Pinchy